Washington State Car Humor
You might be from Washington State if you:
- In winter, go to work and back home in the dark, but only have a 4-hour day
- Obey all traffic laws except "keep right unless passing"
- Only honk your car horn if a collision is imminent; never for anything else
- Know more people who own boats than own air conditioners
- Use the words "sun breaks" and know what it means
- Consider swimming an indoor sport
- Are amazed by an accurate weather forecast
- Know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee
- Complain about all the stupid Californians, as you sell your house to one for twice what you paid for it
- Know what Lutefiske is
- Consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, and not an engineering marvel
- Know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye Salmon
- Know how to pronounce "Sequim", "Puyallup" and "Issaquah"
- Used to live somewhere else, but don't admit it in public
