Oregon Car Humor
You might be from Oregon if you:
- In winter, go to work and back home in the dark, but only have a 4-hour day
- Obey all traffic laws except "keep right unless passing"
- Only honk your car horn if a collision is imminent; never for anything else
- Are amazed by an accurate weather forecast
- Know more people who own boats than own air conditioners
- Complain about all the stupid Californians, as you sell your house to one for twice what you paid for it
- Know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye Salmon
