North Dakota Car Humor
You might be from North Dakota if:
- the State Legislature often ponders how much to fine people who drive around the Interstate highway gates during a blizzard
- you know that in the summer, North Dakota has more hours of sunshine than any other State
- you sometimes confuse Summer & the 4th of July just because they can fall on the same day
- your kids baseball & softball games have been snowed out
- you know that "Spring Wheat" is harvested in July
- you refer to the blessed union of an ELCA Lutheran & a Missouri-Synod Lutheran as a "mixed marriage"
- you know the State motto is: "Liberty and union, now and forever, one and inseparable" and you can explain what the heck it means
- the soup du jour at your hometown cafe is always beer cheese or knoephla
- your definition of a small town is one that doesn't have a bar
- you know that almost half the population lives in urban areas, not so much for convenience, but to try to stay warm
- you can identify a Minnesota accent
- you understand that "Yah y'betcha yah" means either "I agree" or "You're full of it" -- & you know the difference!
- you can pronounce "Lake Metigoshe" correctly
