New York Car Humor
You Live in New York City when...
- You've worn out a car horn.
- You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that you mean Manhattan.
- You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
- You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't find Wisconsin on a map.
- You consider that Central Park is "nature".
- You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
- You consider eye contact an act of aggression.
