Florida Car Humor
You live in Florida when....
- Cars in front of you often seem to be driven by headless people.
- Attempting to pass one, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on, you notice blue hair barely visible above window level, two hands gripping the wheel.
- Road construction never ends anywhere in the State.
- You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
- All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even houses and cars.
- Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
