California Car Humor
You Live in California when...
- When someone asks you how far something is, you tell them how long it will take to get there rather than how many miles away it is.
- The fastest part of your commute is going down your driveway.
- You drive your leased Mercedes to your neighborhood block party.
- You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house.
- The high school quarterback calls a time-out to answer his cell phone.
- You know how to eat an artichoke.
How To Identify Where A Driver Is From
- One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
- One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
- One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: Los Angeles.
- Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in Los Angeles
